did you know...

YouTube.com was originally founded by God in 2001 as a forum for Holy members to showcase anti-Satan videos and Godly propaganda.It has also become a great way for people to waste their lives away in front of the Computer. However, God's sudden disappearance, coupled with the posting of footage of an archangel being hit square in the nuts with a football, led to a revolution in how the site was used. It is now only used by the demons of the underworld to rule and destroy all of mankind. The website was originally set up called "YourTube" intended to be a porn site. But they changed it when CNN gave them a monthly subscription to "Mm, big boobs" magazine.

YouTube was also founded as the #1 site where no-talent, no brain dumb broads working at StarBucks to actually go out on a limb and believe that in some small tiny manner the fact that they make stupid pointless videos which pc nerds unload a glob of cum on daily means that they will actually become famous or have a tiny bit of exposure one day. MySpace also works under this premise, but without videos. Sadly, they all end up either stuck right where they are or making horrible, horrible films with dismal reviews like "Hot Rod". If there was any justice on the face of this planet, all these nerdstar wannabes would be dragged out into the street and SHOT.

Don't you belive it? Check it here!

from the office...

----- Original Message -----

From: Padraig Murphy

To: AllMembers

Sent: Friday, November 23, 2007 02:39 PM

Subject: Lap top case gone missing

Hi There,

My laptop case has gone missing from my desk. It was empty except for a wireless internet connection, a memory stick, receipts and my passport. I'm hoping someone picked it up by accident or that I've been an idiot and left it at home (not entirely impossible).

There's a reward of a pint of guinness for the person who finds it!

Paddy
Industry Models & Assets
---


A couple of hours later...



----- Original Message -----

From: Padraig Murphy

To: AllMembers

Sent: Friday, November 23, 2007 04:53 PM

Subject: Bag found - Idiot status confirmed!

Hi There,

My bag was found - I'd rather not go into the details.

Cheers,

Paddy
Industry Models & Assets

---

from an internal note...

Hi all,

A sum of money has been found in Meeting Room 5 (the meeting room beside the Lagan Room)-please contact me if you believe it is yours-thanks

Thanks
Regards

Mary Mary & Mary
Administrator

Yeap.. this is NOT Brazil!